I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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