it's great music for shaving your balls
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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