if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Dignity is for republicans.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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