you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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