It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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