i just google imaged poop.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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