I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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