haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Even my vagina gasped.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize
