Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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