Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Randomize
