My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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