So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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