Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he thought i was a dude.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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