The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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