I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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