Christians are straight up FREAKS
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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