big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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