But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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