is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
