so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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