Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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