STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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