Dual....:-)
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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