He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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