What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Randomize
