What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just gift wrapped bread.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
