You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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