just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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