Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
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