i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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