he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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