Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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