i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
My vagina is very pro this idea
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