i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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