I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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