how can u be prego again
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Randomize
