Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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