I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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