dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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