She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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