Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
