is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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