Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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