I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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