that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
PANTIES FOUND
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