Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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