i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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