Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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