Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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