all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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