So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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