Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Your dad touched me again.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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