Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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