how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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