So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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